Food Menu

Swannie’s and Comedy Underground share the same full service food menu which is available during business hours.


Chips & Salsa
Fresh house made fire roasted salsa and flash fried flour tortilla chips. – $5

Melted cheddar jack, tomato and green chilies. – $7
– Add seasoned beef or chicken – $2

Chicken Wings
Tossed in buffalo, whiskey BBQ or sweet teriyaki sauce. Served with celery and ranch.
– One Pound – $9
– Two Pounds – $13

Chicken Tenders
Served with fries and BBQ sauce. – $9

Swannies Famous Nachos
Tortilla chips topped with spiced black beans, diced tomatoes, jalapenos, green onions, melted cheddar jack cheese, salsa, and sour cream. – $11
– Add beef or chicken – $2

Blackened Chicken Fingers
Served with ranch – $8

Loaded Potato Skins
Baked with a medley of cheeses, smoked bacon, green onions and sour cream – $9


Dressings: Buttermilk Ranch, Blue Cheese, 1000 Island, Honey Mustard or Balsamic.

House Salad
Spring mix, diced tomatoes, red onion, mixed cheese, cucumbers, and rosemary garlic croutons. – $6

Cajun Chicken Salad
Seasoned chicken breast thinly sliced over a bed of mixed greens, diced tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, and caramelized onions, tossed with our own ranch dressing. – $9

Caprese Salad
Fresh mozzarella, Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, and shaved red onion over organic spring mix and drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette. – $9

Smokey bacon, lettuce, avocado, tomato, and house roasted turkey breast, tossed in our balsamic dressing. – $9

Burgers and Sandwiches

All sandwiches and burgers served with your choice of seasoned fries, honey curry slaw or a side salad.

Hill Burger*
1/3lb Black Angus patty, house made whiskey BBQ sauce, smoked bacon, caramelized onion, chipotle mayo and melted cheddar jack cheese on a warm brioche bun – $10

Teriyaki Chicken Burger
Marinated chicken breast topped with grilled pineapple and melted swiss on brioche with lettuce and tomato – $10

Seattle Dawg
Grilled all beef dog on a toasted amoroso roll with cream cheese and caramelized onions. – $9

Cod Sandwich
Hand breaded cod with Billy’s famous tartar sauce and spring mix on brioche. Served with a side of honey curry coleslaw. Р$10

Turkey and Cranberry
Tender roasted turkey breast served on a grilled brioche bun with spring mix, Roma tomato and a tangy cranberry cream cheese spread. – $10

Ragin’ Cajun Chicken Sandwich
Pan seared blackened chicken breast with grilled onions, Swiss, honey curry slaw, tomato and honey mustard sauce. – $10

Supreme Commander’s French Dip*
House roasted Wagyu-style beef served warm on an amoroso roll with melted Swiss, brown sugar onions, creamy horseradish and au jus – $11

Veggie Burger
A black bean patty on a brioche bun with spring mix , Roma tomatoes and caramelized onions. – $10

BBQ Chicken Sandwich
Grilled chicken breast topped with whiskey BBQ sauce, cheddar jack cheese and honey curry coleslaw on a brioche bun. – $10

BBQ Beef and Cheddar*
Thinly sliced Wagyu-style beef basted in homemade whiskey BBQ with creamy horseradish and cheddar jack cheese. – $10

Something Different

Scut Sandwich*
Two eggs, bacon, melted cheddar jack cheese and chipotle aioli on a brioche bun with fries. – $8

Breakfast Anytime*
Three eggs with bacon or sausage, fries and sourdough toast. – $9

Something Even More Different…

We cook from scratch so expect minor delays and major taste upgrades. Priceless!

Kids Menu

Kids must be present to order No takeout, no substitutions

Grilled Cheese on Sourdough and Fries – $5

Chicken Tenders and Fries – $5

Cheese Quesadilla and Fries – $5

Hot Dog and Fries – $5

Two Beef Tacos with Chips and Salsa – $6

Parties of eight or more are subject to one check and an 18% gratuity could be added.

*Notice: Consuming raw or undercooked beef or eggs may increase your risk for food-borne illness.