It’s St. Patty’s Day, so stop actin’ the maggot and have a kip from all the shenanigans down at Swannie’s boozer and The Comedy Underground.
Tell the bartender your in the market for a pint of “the black stuff” (Guinness). Or, if you’d rather have a shot of vodka in your coke, ask for a Volvo. If your off the drink, perhaps a “mineral” (soft drink).
We’ll be twistin’ hay outta our cake-holes for all the boyos and slappers. Bring your friends, even the chancers and brassers to see some of the best chinwaggers Ireland’s got to offer in Seattle.
It’s been donkey’s years since we’ve assembled a lineup this good, we must be bolloxed to charge only $10!
Don’t be a wanker, celebrate St. Patrick’s Day by wearin’ the green and havin’ some laughs with us. Get your tickets now, it’ll be jammers!”
With the fine talents of Dan Carroll, Daniel O’Connell, Spenser O’Neill, Erin Ingle, Kevin Addison, Brendan Kelley.