Top 10 Thoughts on the Letterman Scandal

Jim Short has been on "Letterman" several times, so he's drawn up his own Top Ten Thoughts on the current scandal:

1. He should have kept it in his Worldwide Pants
2. brings new meaning to the phrase "i'm doing letterman"
3. Dave might pick up some stupid pet tricks now that he's in the doghouse
4. Cher was right...Dave is an a-hole
5. When America used to "go to bed with Johnny Carson" it was just a figure of speech
6. Definitely off the Palin's Xmas card list
7. Uma...Oprah...Viagra...Cialis
8. Ratings aren't the only thing that went up
9. Come on, the guy went to college at Ball State
10. Hurts his chances to host the Oscars again

Jim Short was winner of the San Francisco Comedy Competition and is headlining the Seattle Comedy Underground October 8-10, 2009.

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