We just got a note from Eddie Ifft, one of our favorite comedy headliners. Here's what's new in his life:

All kinds of good stuff is going on. Time to brag and self promote, so I can come back to Seattle at the first opportunity.

I just guest starred in a new critically acclaimed sitcom on FX called "Legit."

I also just signed a deal with Image Entertainment to distribute my DVD on Netflix and iTunes.

On April 20, I will be featured on the Tommy Chong 4-20 Special on Showtime.

I just SOLD OUT an entire run of 16 shows at the Adelaide Fringe Festival in Australia.

My podcast, "Talkin' Shit with Eddie Ifft," is still ranking consistently in the Top 20 podcasts on iTunes and Stitcher.

Add to that I'll be performing in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Comedy Festival.

Even that old grouch, Jonathan B. Fox, "supreme commander" of the Comedy Underground, has finally used his contacts to get me a great private gig at the Robert Mondavi Winery in Napa, CA.

So I can now announce that I am getting married and just opened a bank account in the Cayman Islands where I plan on hiding everything.